Well, lemme tell ya, this here Formula 1 racing, it ain’t what it used to be. Used to be excitin’, ya know? Now it’s just…boring. Why is F1 so boring? That’s what I’m askin’. Snooze fest, I tell ya.
These cars, they all look the same. Zoomin’ around the track, one after another. Same ol’, same ol’. And that one fella, what’s his name? Max something or other. He’s always winnin’. Every dang time! It ain’t even a race anymore. It’s just him showin’ off. Red Bull this, Red Bull that. They win every time, makes me wanna just take a nap.
They got these fancy words for it, like “dominance” and “supremacy.” Sounds like a load of hogwash to me. All I know is, it’s boring. Plain and simple. Nine wins for that Max fella, two for the other one, Sergio. Don’t even know who half these fellas are anymore.
And the folks runnin’ the show? They don’t care ’bout us regular folks watchin’. They just want them fancy rich people and them big companies to be happy. It’s all about the money, money, money. They say that Formula 1 is for the big guys, the corporate audience. Who cares about the folks at home, right?
- Them cars all look the same.
- That Max fella always winnin’.
- It’s all about the money now.
- Nobody cares ’bout the little guy.
- Formula 1 is just boring.
I heard some fancy talker on the TV, Ted somethin’, sayin’ it’s gonna be a boring year if them top five teams keep takin’ all the points. Well, no duh! It’s already borin’! Even that Helmut fella, he says it ain’t borin’, but what does he know? He’s probably one of them rich folks.
Back in my day, you didn’t know who was gonna win. It was a real nail-biter! Now, you can just turn it on, see who’s in front, and go do somethin’ else. ‘Cause you already know how it’s gonna end. Boring!
And all these rules! Mercy me, the rules! They change ’em all the time. Can’t keep up. One minute they’re sayin’ this, the next minute they’re sayin’ that. Makes my head spin. And for what? So they can make it even more borin’?
Used to be, you could see the drivers’ faces. See the sweat and the grit. Now they’re all covered up in them helmets. Can’t hardly tell ’em apart. Just a bunch of robots drivin’ around in circles. Why is F1 so boring? Because it ain’t got no heart, no soul.
And these tracks! They all look the same too! Just a bunch of twists and turns, nothin’ special. Used to be, they had character. Now they’re just…blah. Like they were made by a computer or somethin’. No personality. Just like the whole dang sport.
They say folks are gettin’ tired of it. Yeah, no kiddin’. They say folks ain’t as happy about it no more. Well I coulda told ya that! That’s what I’ve been sayin’. They use these big words like “disenchantment” and “sentiments,” but all it means is folks are bored. They don’t even wanna bother with it anymore, saying things like “can’t be arsed”. They ain’t wrong. I heard folks was more excited last year than this year, ‘specially in that place, Bahrain.
Formula 1 needs to change. They need to bring back the excitement. Bring back the competition. Bring back the…somethin’. Right now, it’s just a big ol’ bore. It’s boring, I tell ya. Makes me wanna go knit somethin’, and that’s sayin’ a lot.
They gotta do somethin’ to make it interestin’ again. Maybe let the little guys win sometimes. Maybe make the cars look different. Maybe stop changin’ the rules every five minutes. Maybe they should do somethin’ about that Max kid. I don’t know what it is, just do something about why is F1 so boring.
I just want to see a good race again. Is that too much to ask? I don’t think so. I think people want to see a race, not a parade. A real race, with real racin’, not this boring stuff they got now. Make F1 not boring. That’s all I ask.
