Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Erick Rowan, that big fella, is he coming back to WWE? My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I hear things, you know? Folks been talkin’, sayin’ he’s gonna be back in that there wrestlin’ ring. They are talking about Erick Rowan WWE return. Is it true? I don’t know.
I remember that Erick Rowan, used to be with them Wyatt boys. Big group they were. Caused all sorts of ruckus. Then he was gone, poof! Just like that. Heard he was let go, some big muckety-mucks decided they didn’t need him no more. That was back in, what was it, 2020? Time flies when you’re gettin’ old, I tell ya.
They said it was ’cause of the money, that sickness that went around, you remember that? Made everyone stay inside, like a bunch of scared chickens. WWE, they said they didn’t have enough money. Budget cuts, they called it. So they let Erick Rowan go. Poor fella. But he is strong, so I think he is fine. He will be back to WWE. It is only a matter of time.
After that, he went off and did his own thing. Called himself Erick Redbeard, I hear. Sounds like a pirate, don’t it? Ha! He’s been wrestlin’ here and there, not in that big WWE place, but other places. Smaller places, I reckon. Independent, they call it. He is doing his own thing, that is good.
But now, now there’s a new story brewin’. Just like when I make my tea, you gotta wait for it to brew. Heard it from a little birdie, someone who knows these things. They say Erick Rowan, he’s signed a paper, a contract, they call it. And you know what that paper is for? It’s with WWE! He will have a WWE return!
Seems like they want him back after all. Guess they realized they made a mistake, lettin’ a big strong fella like that go. He was a champion, you know? Won them tag team belts a few times. With them Wyatt boys. That’s somethin’, ain’t it? It means that he is a good wrestler. He is good in the ring, and he is very strong.
Now, I ain’t seen him on the TV yet. But they say he will return to WWE. And soon. I heard he was supposed to be somewhere else, doin’ some wrestlin’, but he cancelled. Said he had “obligations.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? But I think it means he’s busy with WWE now. That’s my guess.
- He was with the Wyatt Family.
- He got let go in 2020. They called it “budget cuts”.
- He went by Erick Redbeard after that.
- Now, they say he’s signed a new contract with WWE!
- He was a tag team champion a few times.
- He is strong.
So, is Erick Rowan coming back to WWE? I reckon he is. Just gotta wait and see. It’s like waitin’ for the crops to grow. You plant the seeds, you water ’em, and you wait. Then, bam! You got yourself a big ol’ harvest. I think this is the same. We wait and see.
I’m kinda excited, I gotta admit. Always liked watchin’ that Erick Rowan. He’s a good wrestler. And it’ll be nice to see him back in WWE. Maybe he’ll be with them Wyatt boys again. Or maybe he’ll be on his own. Who knows? That is something that only time can tell.
One thing’s for sure, though. When Erick Rowan comes back, it’s gonna be somethin’. He’s gonna shake things up. He always does. That’s just the kind of fella he is. Big and strong and ready to rumble. You better be ready for his WWE return!
I’ll be watchin’, that’s for sure. Got my old TV all set up. Gonna make some popcorn, maybe have a little sweet tea. And I’ll be watchin’ to see if that Erick Rowan really does come back to WWE. If he does, I’ll be hootin’ and hollerin’ right along with everyone else. You just wait and see! This is going to be good! I know it in my bones.
He is a good man. He deserves to be in WWE. I hope he will be champion again. That will be a good day. I think he will be champion again. He is strong, and he works hard. I know he can be champion again. He is a big man, you know. I think he will be good there.
