Well, you know what they say about that NFL on DISH, it’s a real hoot!
You wanna watch them football games, huh? That NFL on DISH, it’s somethin’ else. Got all them channels, more than you can shake a stick at.
Which Channel Is That NFL Thing?
Now, you’re askin’ what channel is the NFL on DISH? Well, honey, it ain’t just one. That’s what I’m tellin’ ya. They got that main one, that NFL Network. That’s on, lemme see if I got my glasses on right… channel 154. Yep, that’s the one. You write that down now, channel 154 for the NFL Network. But that ain’t all!
More Channels Than You Can Count
They got games on them other channels too. That ESPN, you know the one, always talkin’ sports. And them regular channels, like CBS, FOX, and NBC. They all show them games. Lord knows which is which sometimes, though. It’s like tryin’ to find a needle in a haystack.
You got different packages, see? Like them variety packs of cookies, you know? Some got more, some got less. Depends on how much you wanna pay, I reckon. But them good packages, they got all them channels. FOX, CBS, NBC, ESPN, that NFL Network, and probably some others I ain’t even heard of.
- NFL Network – That’s on channel 154.
- ESPN – They got football too.
- CBS – Yep, they show games.
- FOX – More football for ya.
- NBC – Don’t forget them.
That RedZone Thing
And then there’s that RedZone thing. Sounds like somethin’ out of a movie, don’t it? They say it shows all the excitin’ parts of the games. All them touchdowns and whatnot. That’s on channel 155. So you got 154 for the NFL Network and 155 for that RedZone. Keepin’ it all straight is a job in itself, ain’t it?
So, if you wanna watch that NFL on DISH, you got plenty of choices. Just gotta figure out which package you got and where to find them channels. It ain’t rocket science, but it ain’t exactly easy as pie either.
Now, if you get that fancy NFL+ thing, you can watch all sorts of games. Local ones, ones on at night, even them playoff games when it gets real serious. That’s a whole other can of worms, though. Best stick to them channels on the TV, I say. Less confusin’.
Other Stuff on DISH
And you know, they got other things on that DISH besides football. Like that Game Show Network. That’s on channel 116. They got all them games you can play along with at home. Keeps your mind sharp, you know? Better than watchin’ them soaps all day, that’s for sure. But hey, to each their own, right? I ain’t judgin’. Just sayin’, there’s more to life than just football. Even though them boys playin’ it sure are fun to watch sometimes.
So there you have it. NFL on DISH. It’s a whole world of football, right there on your TV. Just gotta know where to look. And if you get lost, well, just holler. Maybe I can help you find your way back to them games. After all, ain’t nothin’ better than a good football game on a Sunday afternoon, is there? ‘Cept maybe a piece of apple pie with it. Now that’s livin’.
Don’t you be a stranger now. And remember that channel 154 for the NFL Network. I don’t wanna hear you been callin’ up the DISH people askin’ all sorts of questions.
I reckon you’ll be alright now. You got your NFL on DISH, your RedZone, and even that Game Show Network. What more could a body ask for? Now go on and enjoy them games. And don’t forget the snacks!
That NFL on DISH, it sure is somethin’. They got more football than you know what to do with. It’s like a feast, but for your eyes, I guess. And you don’t even have to cook! Just gotta find that remote and punch in them numbers. 154 for the NFL Network, remember that. Don’t go forgettin’ now. And tell your friends, too. The more the merrier, I always say. ‘Specially when it comes to watchin’ football.
Alright then, you take care now. And happy watchin’!
