Well, well, well, looky here! You wanna know when that WWE thing is comin’ to Arizona? My grandson, he’s always watchin’ that stuff on the TV. Lots of big fellas jumpin’ around, yellin’ and all. I don’t get it, but he sure loves it. He keeps asking, “Grandma, when is WWE coming to Arizona?”
So, I heard some folks talkin’ down at the market. They was sayin’ somethin’ about WWE SmackDown! in Phoenix. That’s in Arizona, right? They said it’s gonna be at that big place downtown, the Footprint Center. I think they said it was on a Friday, but don’t quote me on that. My memory ain’t what it used to be.
Big Show in Arizona
They say some big names gonna be there. That Rey Mysterio fella, the one who jumps around like a grasshopper. And another one called Solo Sikoa. Sounds like a drink to me, but what do I know? I heard them say that WWE is some big deal, owned by some fancy company. They call it “professional wrestling,” but it looks like a whole lotta fuss to me.
Now, if you want tickets, I heard them sayin’ you gotta get ’em online. Somethin’ about July 26th, 10 in the mornin’. That’s when the WWE RAW tickets in Arizona go on sale. I don’t know what RAW is, but it sounds kinda violent, don’t it?
- WWE is comin’ to Arizona
- SmackDown! in Phoenix, maybe
- Rey Mysterio and Solo Sikoa, I heard
- Tickets, tickets, gotta get ’em quick
What’s This WWE Thing Anyway?
I asked my grandson, what’s all the hype about this WWE? He said it’s like a soap opera, but with more muscles. They got heroes and villains, and they all got these fancy names. He mentioned some Damian Priest, a WWE World Heavyweight champion. Sounds important, I guess. These young’uns and their shows.
Sometimes, they show it on that USA Network thing, Friday nights. But my grandson, he watches it all the time. He says there’s RAW and SmackDown and somethin’ called NXT. It’s all a big mystery to me. They got these big events too, like WrestleMania and Royal Rumble. Sounds like a royal mess if you ask me.
Oh, and I overheard somethin’ about blood. They said they won’t use it much, only for special occasions. Like that Hell In A Cell thing my grandson keeps talkin’ about. Sounds dreadful, don’t it? Why would anyone wanna watch that?
More WWE Dates
They’re sayin’ WWE is gonna be all over the place, not just Arizona. They got a whole list of dates, for RAW and SmackDown and all them other shows. They’re goin’ overseas too. My grandson wants to go to one of them shows, but I told him it’s too far. And too expensive!
They even got somethin’ called a WWE Superstar Experience Package. You get to meet these wrestlers, get some stuff. My grandson’s eyes lit up when he heard that. But I told him, “Boy, you got enough junk in your room already!”
And I heard that The Rock is involved in this. I saw him in a movie once. Seem like a nice guy. Why’s he is involved in this?
- WWE RAW, SmackDown, NXT – so many shows!
- They’re goin’ all over the world, not just Arizona
- Meet the wrestlers with some fancy package
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about when WWE is coming to Arizona. It’s a big to-do, lots of noise and jumpin’ around. Not my cup of tea, but the young’uns seem to love it. If you’re into that kinda thing, I guess you’ll have a good time. Just watch out for that Hell In A Cell, sounds nasty!
Oh and I heard somethin’ about WWE in Glendale, at the Desert Diamond Arena. March 1st, 2024, I think. Lots of wrestlin’ comin’ to Arizona, that’s for sure. And maybe you will see it. I don’t know what is the schedule for them. Just keep you eyes on that.
