Okay, so I’ve been messing around with this “f1 announcer” thing, and let me tell you, it’s been a wild ride. I started with basically zero knowledge, just a vague idea that I wanted to make some sort of program that would yell out F1-style commentary.
First, I doodled a really basic idea on a napkin. Just pure, unadulterated brainstorming. I figured I needed some sort of trigger, like a key press, and then the program would spit out a random, pre-recorded phrase. The super basic plan.

The Messy Coding Part
Then came the code…oh boy. I banged my head against the keyboard for a while, trying to remember how to even get a program to listen for a key press. I fumbled through some old tutorials, trying to piece things together. I use python.
After a few hours of pure struggle, I finally managed to get something that would recognize when I pressed the spacebar. Progress! It felt like climbing Mount Everest.
Sound Effects Shenanigans
Next up, the sound effects. I scoured the internet for some decent F1 commentary clips. I wanted that authentic “AND THEY’RE OFF!” vibe. I found a few good ones, chopped them up into individual phrases, and named them all sorts of silly things like “fast_*3” and “overtake_*3”.
- fast_*3
- overtake_*3
- pit_stop_*3
Then, back to the code. More head-scratching. I had to figure out how to make the program randomly pick one of these sound files and play it. I ended up using some random number generator thingy. It felt a bit like throwing darts blindfolded, but hey, it worked!
Putting It All Together
Finally, I slapped all the pieces together. Key press detection, random sound selection, and audio playback. I hit the spacebar…and… “IT’S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO!” blasted from my speakers. I almost jumped out of my chair. Success! The sound will be random, of course.

It’s definitely not perfect. It’s clunky, the code is probably a mess, and it only has a few phrases. But you know what? I made it. I took a dumb idea and turned it into a real, working thing. And that’s pretty cool, even if it’s just a silly little F1 announcer program.
I pushed it today!