Alright, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this NBA thing, is it a monopoly? I ain’t no fancy lawyer or...

Well, let’s talk about this green card thingy, you know, the one that lets folks stay in America for good....

Alright, let’s talk about this F1 race thingy and how long they gonna shut down the Strip. You know, that...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about these shoes, the ones for kicking balls and the ones for… well, hitting balls with...

Alright, let’s talk about this NASCAR race in Vegas, when is it happening? I heard folks talkin’ about it, but...

Well, let me tell ya, can you play football with asthma? That’s what them young’uns are always askin’ these days....

Alright, let’s gab about gettin’ yourself a good tennis racket, you know, one of them a hertel tennis things. I...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Little League baseball, you know, when them young’uns start swingin’ their bats...

Alright, let’s talk about them tennis rackets for the young’uns, ya know, the what size junior tennis racket thing. Figurin’...

Alright, so you wanna know where to park for them NC State football games, huh? Well, listen up, ’cause I’m...