Well, let me tell you, if you wanna watch that Penn State football game today, it ain’t as easy as pie. This old lady don’t know much about them fancy technologies, but I done figured a few things out. You see, these young folks today, they got all these ways to watch their games. I hear tell that if you want to watch Penn State Football, you need to figure out the time and the channel. That right there is a big deal for old folks like me.
First thing you gotta know is what time that darn game is on. I heard someone say it starts at 12:00 p.m. ET. What in tarnation is ET? I reckon it’s some fancy time zone. So, if you’re like me and you ain’t got a clue about time zones, just remember 12:00 p.m. That’s noon, like when the sun’s high in the sky. That part I understand. If you wanna watch Penn State football today, you best be ready by noon!
Now, here’s where it gets tricky. You gotta find the right channel. They say this Penn State game is on something called TNT. And also on something called Max. Now, I ain’t never heard of Max before. TNT, I seen that one before. But Max? Sounds like a fella’s name, not a TV channel. Anyway, if you got those channels, then you’re in luck. You can just flip on your TV and watch them boys run around. I swear, they run like the devil himself is chasing them.
- First, find out the time: 12:00 p.m. ET.
- Then, find the channel: TNT or that Max thing.
- If you got them, you’re good to go!
But wait, there’s more! They say you can listen to it too. On something called SiriusXM. Now, that sounds like a space ship to me. But they say it’s radio. Channels 82 and 84, they say. One for each team, I reckon. So if you can’t watch it, maybe you can listen to it on your radio. My old radio done broke years ago, though. Just like my old man, rest his soul. If you want to know how to watch Penn State football today, you can try to listen to it too.
Now, I heard some folks talking ’bout this Drew Allar fella. He’s a quarterback, they say. Sounds important. They say he’s pretty good under that Andy Kotelnicki fella. He must be some kind of coach or something. If you’re watching the game, keep an eye out for that Drew Allar. He might just be the key to the whole shebang. These young folks and their football, it’s a mystery to me. But I do like seeing them boys score a touchdown. Makes me feel young again!
There’s also this whole College Football Playoff thing, which is where Penn State is supposed to be playing. They is ranked No. 6, and they playin’ against a team called SMU who is ranked No. 11. That seems to be a big deal to a lot of folk. That means it’s a big game, I guess. Bigger than a barn raising, that’s for sure. They say Penn State is playing against SMU, whatever that is. Sounds like a disease to me. Hope them boys don’t catch it!
Now, I see some folks talkin’ about watchin’ it “online.” I don’t know what that means, but it sounds complicated. Probably involves one of them computer things. I don’t trust them computers. They’re always trying to trick you into something. That is how I think you can watch Penn State football today.
Another thing I heard is somethin’ called “Fubo.” They say you can watch Penn State football on that, too. Sounds like a foreign food to me. Maybe it’s like that sushi stuff. I ain’t never tried it, and I don’t plan to. But if you’re into that kind of thing, maybe you can watch your football on Fubo. Whatever floats your boat, I always say.
So, there you have it. All the ways I know to watch that Penn State football game. It ain’t easy, but if you’re determined, you can probably figure it out. Just remember the time, the channels, and maybe that Drew Allar fella. And if all else fails, just ask one of them young whippersnappers. They seem to know everything about these things. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my chickens. They don’t care much about football, but they sure do like their feed!
