Alright, so you wanna know when that wrestling stuff, the WWE, is comin’ to Houston, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I heard. It ain’t easy keepin’ track of all this stuff, you know, but I done asked around.
First off, they got this thing called Monday Night Raw. Sounds like a real hootenanny! And wouldn’t you know it, they’re comin’ to that big place, the Toyota Center in Houston, on March 11th. That’s what I heard, March 11th. Mark it on your calendar, if you got one.
Now, they got other shows too, not just that Raw thing. They got this Smackdown, and some other fancy names, like NXT, and big deals like WrestleMania, Royal Rumble, and SummerSlam. Sounds like a whole lotta wrestlin’ if you ask me!
But listen here, if you wanna go see ’em, you gotta get yourself some tickets. And where do you get them tickets? Well, they said somethin’ about Ticketmaster. Sounds like a fancy place to buy tickets. And that Toyota Center place, they sell ’em too, I reckon.
Oh, and get this, they’re comin’ back to Houston again later in the year! Yep, on December 30th, they’re gonna be at the Toyota Center again for another Monday Night Raw. End of the year, they said. Last one of 2024, so it must be a big one!
- So, to recap: WWE Raw is in Houston on March 11th at the Toyota Center.
- And then again on December 30th, same place, same Raw show.
Now, I heard tell that they’re goin’ to other places too, like Austin and Huntsville. But you asked about Houston, so that’s what I’m tellin’ ya. Austin’s got that Moody Center, and Huntsville’s got somethin’ called the Propst Arena. But that ain’t Houston, is it?
If you wanna know about them other places, you gotta ask someone else, or maybe look it up yourself. I ain’t got all day to be talkin’ about wrestling in other towns. I got things to do, you know. Gotta make dinner, feed the chickens… life of a… well, never you mind.
And another thing, they said somethin’ about watchin’ it on TV. Friday Night Smackdown, they said, is on somethin’ called the USA Network. And that NXT thing, that’s on somethin’ called The CW on Tuesdays. So if you can’t go see ’em in person, you can watch ’em on that there television box.
But I tell you what, seein’ it live, that’s the real deal. All that thumpin’ and jumpin’ and yellin’. It’s somethin’ else. So if you can, go get yourself those tickets and see it for yourself. Just remember, March 11th and December 30th, Toyota Center, that’s where they’ll be.
Now, don’t go forgettin’ all this! I done told you everything I know. And if you still can’t figure it out, well, I don’t know what to tell ya. Maybe ask one of them young folks with their fancy phones. They seem to know everything these days.
Anyways, that’s the story on the wrestling in Houston. Hope you have a good time if you go. And don’t forget to bring your earplugs, it can get loud!
One last thing, I heard someone sayin’ somethin’ about 6:30 PM on December 30th. That’s probably when the wrestlin’ starts, so don’t be late! Alright, I’m done talkin’ now. Go on, get outta here and get them tickets!
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