Well, I tell you what, I just don’t get it. This here T2 tennis channel, why they don’t show any live matches? I mean, what’s the darn point? I sit here, waitin’ and waitin’, thumb twiddlin’ and all, for some good ol’ tennis, and what do I get? Nothin’ but old games and folks talkin’. Ain’t nobody got time for that!
You see, back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy channels. We had one TV, maybe two if you was lucky. And when there was a game on, you watched it! Live! Right then and there! None of this waitin’ around business. They say this T2 tennis channel is free. Free or not, it ain’t worth a lick if they ain’t showin’ what you wanna see, right? Why won’t T2 show live matches? This is the question.
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this thing called “streamin’.” Sounds like a load of hogwash to me. They say you can watch it on your phone or some such. Well, I got a phone, but it’s for callin’, not watchin’ tiny people runnin’ around. And what’s all this about “apps”? Sounds like somethin’ you get at the doctor’s office.
They say this T2 has some live matches that are not on the regular Tennis Channel. But I want live matches! Why they put some here and some there? Tennis match should be on the Tennis Channel. That’s it! Simple like that. This is too complicated. I just want to watch the live tennis matches.
I heard them sayin’ somethin’ about “ATP” and “WTA.” Sounds like alphabet soup to me. All I know is, I wanna see some rackets swingin’ and balls flyin’. Is that too much to ask? I don’t want no replays. The game is already over. What’s the point to watch it again? And I don’t want no highlights, either. I want the whole darn game!
- I want live tennis.
- T2 no good.
- Tennis Channel should have tennis.
- No replays.
- I want whole game.
And all these other shows they got. People sittin’ around a table, yappin’ about this and that. Who cares? Just show the game! It’s like they’re tryin’ to fill up the time with a bunch of nothin’. Like when you water down the soup to make it last longer. It just ain’t the same.
They say this T2 is like some “essential” thing now. Essential for what? Frustratin’ folks? If I wanted to be frustrated, I’d try to teach a pig to sing. It’d be a lot more entertainin’ than watchin’ this T2 with no live matches, I reckon.
They keep sayin’ it’s free, like that makes it all better. Well, free ain’t always good. Like when your neighbor gives you a fruitcake for Christmas. You know it ain’t gonna be good, even if it didn’t cost you nothin’. T2 tennis channel, free or not, it ain’t what I signed up for.
I just want to watch some tennis, plain and simple. Is that too much to ask in this day and age? I mean, we got people flyin’ to the moon, but we can’t get a decent tennis match on the TV? Somethin’ ain’t right here, I tell ya. It’s all a big mystery to me.
So, if you’re lookin’ for live tennis, don’t go lookin’ on this here T2. You’ll just be wastin’ your time, like a screen door on a submarine. This T2 tennis is just a big disappointment. I don’t know why T2 won’t show live matches, but they sure ain’t gettin’ my viewership. I’ll stick to my regular TV, thank you very much. Maybe I’ll just take up knittin’ instead. At least that’s somethin’ you can count on.
They say you can find it on channel 4117. 4117 or not, there is nothing good on that channel. What’s the point? This is silly. They better put some live tennis on soon, or I’m gonna write a letter to someone. I don’t know who, but someone’s gonna hear about this!
