Alright, so you wanna get a hold of that big shot NFL commissioner, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t gonna be easy. That fella’s busier than a one-legged cat in a sandbox. But don’t you worry none, I’ll tell ya what I know, and we’ll see if we can’t get you pointed in the right direction.
First off, they got this thing called a website, ya know, like one of them internet doohickeys. Apparently, they got a contact page on there. Says you can ask questions and stuff. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it’s worth a shot. Go on and poke around, see if you can find it. They say it’s easy to find, but then again, they say a lot of things.
Now, if you’re the type who likes to do things the old-fashioned way, like me, you can try sendin’ a letter. Yep, a good ol’ fashioned letter, pen and paper and all. They say you gotta send it to National Football League, 280 Park Avenue, New York. Now, I ain’t never been to New York, but I hear it’s a big place, so make sure you get that address right. Otherwise, your letter might end up in the wrong hands, like with some fella sellin’ hotdogs on the street corner.
And get this, some folks say you can even try guessin’ his email address. Can you believe that? They say it might be somethin’ like . But don’t hold your breath waitin’ for a reply. That fella probably gets a million emails a day, most of ’em from folks tryin’ to sell him somethin’ he don’t need.
Now, if you’re feelin’ real ambitious, you can try callin’ ’em on the phone. They got a customer service number, somethin’ like 800-635-5300. But I’m tellin’ ya, you’ll probably end up talkin’ to some young whippersnapper who don’t know nothin’ about nothin’. But hey, worth a try, right? Just be polite, even if they put you on hold for half an hour listenin’ to that elevator music. Makes me wanna pull my hair out, I tell ya.
- Website Contact Page: They say it’s easy to find on their website. Good luck with that!
- Snail Mail: National Football League, 280 Park Avenue, New York. Make sure you write nice and clear, so they can read it.
- Email Guessing Game: *@* Maybe, just maybe, he’ll see it. Don’t bet on it though.
- Customer Service Hotline: 800-635-5300 Get ready to be put on hold.
Now, some other folks were talkin’ about sendin’ your letter to 345 Park Ave instead of 280 Park Ave. I don’t know why they got two addresses, sounds fishy to me. But maybe one is for regular folks and the other is for important people like you. Who knows? Worth a shot, I guess.
And then there’s this thing called “NFL Forward”. Sounds like somethin’ fancy, but it’s for folks who got ideas about how to make football better. If you got one of them fancy ideas, you can submit it there. But if you just wanna complain about a bad call, I wouldn’t bother. They ain’t got time for that.
Listen, I gotta be straight with ya. There ain’t no guarantee you’ll actually get to talk to the commissioner himself. He’s a busy man, like I said. But at least you can say you tried, right? And who knows, maybe you’ll get lucky. Stranger things have happened. I once saw a squirrel ride a dog like it was a horse, so anything’s possible.
And remember, be polite. Even if you’re mad as a hornet, try to keep your cool. Nobody wants to talk to someone who’s yellin’ and screamin’. Just explain your problem clearly and respectfully, and see what happens. And if you don’t get anywhere, well, at least you gave it your best shot. That’s all anyone can ask for, right?
So there you have it. That’s all I know about gettin’ in touch with the NFL commissioner. Hope it helps. And if you do manage to get a hold of him, tell him I said hello. Just kidding! Don’t do that. He probably wouldn’t know who I am anyway. Just go on and do your thing, and good luck to ya.
One more thing, they got this California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA) NFL thing too. Sounds like somethin’ for them fancy lawyer types. Unless you got somethin’ to do with that, I wouldn’t worry about it. Just stick to the basics, that’s what I always say. Keep it simple, stupid. That’s my motto.
Now get outta here and go make some noise! Don’t let ’em push you around. You got somethin’ to say, you go on and say it. That’s what makes this country great, ain’t it? Freedom of speech, or somethin’ like that. Just don’t go breakin’ any laws, ya hear? We don’t want no trouble.
