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Alright, let’s talk about this F1 racing stuff, the what-cha-ma-call-it… clasification. Folks keep askin’ “what time is that darn F1 clasification today?” Well, hold your horses, I’m gonna tell ya.
Now, they had this big race, the Las Vegas one, and that clasification thing, the one that decides who starts where, that was at 6 in the mornin’. Can you believe it? 6 in the mornin’! Who in their right mind is up that early? Unless you’re milkin’ cows or somethin’. But them fellas, they were racin’ around. Vegas, that’s a fancy place, I hear. Lots of lights and such. Not like my ol’ farm, that’s for sure.
Then there was this Qatar race. Seems like they’re always racin’ somewhere. Qatar, Vegas, all over the map. This Qatar clasification, that was later in the day, around 7 in the evenin’. That’s more like it. You can have your supper and then watch ’em zoom around. They said you could watch it on somethin’ called “DAZN F1” and “Movistar+”, sounds mighty complicated to me. I just got my ol’ TV, that’s good enough for me.
- So, Vegas was early, 6 AM.
- Qatar was late, 7 PM.
Now, this fella, Sergio Perez, he had a bit of a rough time. Seems he was battlin’ with another fella, Charles Leclerc, and it messed him up. Started way back in 16th place. Poor fella. Racing ain’t easy, I tell ya. It’s like tryin’ to catch a greased pig at the county fair.
They also got this “sprint race” thing, starts at 2 in the afternoon, whatever that is. Then the real clasification, the one for the big race, that’s at 6 PM. These fellas got busy schedules, I tell ya. Busier than me durin’ harvest season, and that’s sayin’ somethin’.
So, if you wanna know what time the clasification is today, well, it depends on where they’re racin’! You gotta keep up with these things. They change it up all the time, just to keep folks on their toes, I reckon. It’s like tryin’ to predict the weather, sometimes it’s right, sometimes it ain’t. But mostly they race in the afternoon, that’s what I figure.
And don’t you go forgettin’, you can watch it on that DAZN thing, or Movistar+, whatever that is. Sounds like a bunch of fancy talk to me. Give me a good ol’ radio any day. You can hear the roar of them engines, that’s for sure.
Anyway, that’s the gist of it. If you wanna watch them race cars go round and round, you gotta know the time. And that time, it changes like the seasons. So keep your ears open and your eyes peeled, and you’ll catch it. Just like catchin’ a fish in the creek, gotta be patient and pay attention.
So, next time someone asks ya “what time’s that darn F1 clasification today?”, you can tell ’em. You can say, “Well, it depends, but it’s either early in the mornin’ like that Vegas race, or later in the evenin’ like that Qatar one.” And then they’ll think you’re a smart cookie, even if you don’t know a carburetor from a cow patty.
This whole racin’ thing, it’s a lot to keep up with, I tell ya. But it’s excitin’, that’s for sure. Like watchin’ a good storm roll in, you never know what’s gonna happen. But it sure is somethin’ to see.
And that’s all I gotta say about that.
Tags: F1, clasification, race, schedule, Qatar, Las Vegas, Sergio Perez, Charles Leclerc, DAZN F1, Movistar+
