Okay, here’s my attempt at writing a blog post in the style you described, about figuring out what channel the Ohio State football game is on:
Alright, so it’s game day, and I’m hyped to watch the Buckeyes, but then… panic! I couldn’t remember for the life of me what channel the game was on. It’s always a scramble, right? You’d think I’d have this down by now, but nope. My brain just goes blank.

First things, I grabbed my phone and just did a straight-up Google search. “what channel ohio state football game on”. I typed it in super fast, fingers crossed.
The Search Begins!
Usually, the search shows a little box at the top with the game info, but nothing is showing. Maybe it’s me. I try a few different ways of asking the same thing.
I also tried a couple of sports websites. I don’t want to wait and miss the beginning.
Double-Checking
I always like get it from a few places before I’m that I got it right.
Finally, there is the TV Guide. I have cable so, so I scrolled through.

I was checking, and yup, there it was! Plain as day. I felt like a total goofball for not just looking it up.
So yeah, that’s my super exciting story of how I figured out what channel the game was on. Maybe I should write this down or something next time? Nah, I’ll probably just do this whole thing all over again. Go Bucks!